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Drop 01 · Summer 2026
SKINCARE DESIGNED FOR BALD HEADS
Not for hair growth.
Seaweed-based emulsifier hydrates the scalp
Bamboo gently removes grime and dead skin
pH-balanced formula optimized for bald heads
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THEY WANT TO FIX HAIR LOSS. WE DON'T.
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Body wash
is for
the body.
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Shampoo
is for
people with hair.
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NUDEMELON
is for
bald heads.